Bryce Harper has left on the Phillies team plane, seen here…

… tail number N604JJ, callsign EJM601 (the JM might stand for John Middleton, which gets me TORQUED IN FLIGHT).

As we know, this plane is blocked from tracking from mere pedestrian radars. HOWEVER, you can’t hide your lyin’ Bryce. Here it is.

We have live a-hole coverage:

The plane appears to have taken off at 1 p.m. in the East, meaning it should land a little after 5 p.m.

More coming.