FLIGHT TRACKER: Bryce Harper Is En Route To Clearwater

Bryce Harper has left on the Phillies team plane, seen here…

… tail number N604JJ, callsign EJM601 (the JM might stand for John Middleton, which gets me TORQUED IN FLIGHT).

As we know, this plane is blocked from tracking from mere pedestrian radars. HOWEVER, you can’t hide your lyin’ Bryce. Here it is.

We have live a-hole coverage:

The plane appears to have taken off at 1 p.m. in the East, meaning it should land a little after 5 p.m.

More coming.


11 Responses

  1. EJM stands for Executive Jet Management. Likely where the plane is hangared when not picking up our beautiful new baby boy.

  2. I would never use the term “screw the pooch,” fake me.

  3. He will be at that airport competing with all the other Phillies beat writers.

  4. Alright, alright, alright

    I have to be in work at 5:30am. I make $30,000/yr. I post pictures poolside from the Motel 6 in Clearwater.

    I’m even less talented than my dad, if that’s possible


  5. When will Harper take his first piss as a Phillie? The world awaits! Hopefully CB will be there to cover it or hold it for him. Stay tuned.

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