Bryce Harper has left on the Phillies team plane, seen here…
… tail number N604JJ, callsign EJM601 (the JM might stand for John Middleton, which gets me TORQUED IN FLIGHT).
As we know, this plane is blocked from tracking from mere pedestrian radars. HOWEVER, you can’t hide your lyin’ Bryce. Here it is.
We have live a-hole coverage:
Harper is in the air on Phillies plane— live updates https://t.co/nxBwHxLwgf
— Kyle Scott (@CrossingBroad) March 1, 2019
More live Harper flight updates https://t.co/obLO0k5SmQ
— Kyle Scott (@CrossingBroad) March 1, 2019
Harper coming on for a landing https://t.co/plAgD59e28
— Kyle Scott (@CrossingBroad) March 1, 2019
The plane appears to have taken off at 1 p.m. in the East, meaning it should land a little after 5 p.m.
More coming.
11 Responses
EJM stands for Executive Jet Management. Likely where the plane is hangared when not picking up our beautiful new baby boy.
Stop doing this bit. It’s bad luck.
Wait. What?
He signed with the Padres or Dodgers. Middleton screwed the pooch.
This team blew it. Impossible.
I would never use the term “screw the pooch,” fake me.
10-1 odds this plane crashes in the Gulf.
Hope Roy Halladay’s trainer is not the pilot.
See you at the airport.
He will be at that airport competing with all the other Phillies beat writers.
Gabe Kapler’s callsign is Iceman.
Alright, alright, alright
I have to be in work at 5:30am. I make $30,000/yr. I post pictures poolside from the Motel 6 in Clearwater.
I’m even less talented than my dad, if that’s possible
#rockstarlife
When will Harper take his first piss as a Phillie? The world awaits! Hopefully CB will be there to cover it or hold it for him. Stay tuned.
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