Exclusive video from the Phillies, shared with us plebes via NBC Sports Philadelphia.

This is John Middleton and company welcoming Bryce Harper’s camp to Clearwater:

“You’re a patient son of a bitch!”

“You’re a tough negotiator is what you are… I’m happy for all of us.”

I imagine some Crossing Broad writers, not all, but some, will be playing this over and over again while making erotic comments on social media.

Let’s play ball!