The “Booger Mobile” is Headed to the Junk Yard

Photo Credit: Ron Chenoy-USA TODAY Sports

First, Monday Night Football lost Jason Witten.

It was a huge loss.

Now the program is getting rid of the Booger Mobile, which is the vehicle that moves up and down the sidelines during the game.

Per Sporting News:

The wheeled sideline contraption carrying analyst Anthony “Booger” McFarland will not return for “Monday Night’s” historic 50th season, sources tell Sporting News.

McFarland himself could still be part of the “Monday Night” announce crew with play-by-play announcer Joe Tessitore and sideline reporter Lisa Salters, sources said. But his on-field crane will join the late, unlamented Mobile ESPN phone on the network’s list of technology flops.

People were annoyed because the Booger Mobile basically blocked their view from the lower bowl of the stadium. It was also kind of strange having McFarland and Witten on the same broadcast while not being in the same booth, which made for some awkward exchanges via novice broadcasters. The whole point of the thing in the first place was to get Booger closer to the action, where he could perhaps relay some interesting things he saw or heard.

RIP Booger Mobile.

It was one hell of a run:

(Matthew Emmons, USA Today Sports)

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  • Coach Calhoon March 7, 2019 at 4:34 pm

    Good. It brought nothing to the table.

  • Marvin monroe March 7, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    This was literally the worst broadcast crew of all time. Witten humiliated himself and Booger is so ridiculously bad. They need to get 2 former NFL players that have personality and knowledge. Steve Smith Sr is good. Randy Moss is good. Steve Young is great. Brett Farvre would be amazing.

    • Meat locker 4 life March 7, 2019 at 6:17 pm

      How about the Cuz?

      • Jimmy the Greek March 7, 2019 at 7:15 pm

        No one can understand that Greaseball Meatball when he speaks. He’s a fan boy

    • Larry crowne March 8, 2019 at 7:31 am

      Whoever is responsible for assembling that MNF crew should be fired. Biggest flop in sports history.

      • Cuz is a fraud March 8, 2019 at 1:20 pm

        Steve Young never shuts the hell up long enough for anyone else to talk.

  • Boom March 7, 2019 at 6:28 pm

    Aton Shandler, Sean Brace, and MCW.

  • So Taguchi - Phillies Legend March 7, 2019 at 6:57 pm

    Why shouldn’t the Eagles trade for Josh Rosen (assuming the cost is like a 3rd rounder) to be the backup qb instead of somebody dipshit retread like Ryan Fitzpatrick?

  • The mobile might be gone March 7, 2019 at 7:26 pm

    But the Booger is coming back. He is simply awful.

  • Cecily Tynan's stick legs March 7, 2019 at 7:33 pm

    Only two things make us part- Gardener and queefs… and I don’t see no mustache on you!

  • Alex Trebek's Pancreas March 7, 2019 at 7:59 pm

    Should I try to say I will last longer than Booger’s career on MNF or is it too soon…

  • Booger mobile lol March 8, 2019 at 5:33 am

    Go to hell, Trebek is my uncle.
    He’s gonna pull through this

  • Baba March 8, 2019 at 6:19 am

    Would love to have sex with that thick fox 29 sports chick

  • Hey Kinker March 8, 2019 at 7:34 am

    Any insight into the Jason Peters issue? The multiple bowel movements midgame- is it really just too much caffeine pregame? Will they hold that against him and with his money like they did to Timmy Jernigan?

  • Racist ESPN ending Liberal Media Coverage March 8, 2019 at 7:39 am

    They fired him because he is black

  • Howard eskin March 8, 2019 at 8:06 am

    I won’t fuck a chick unless she eats my ass out first. It’s just my thing. You little pricks wouldn’t understand.

  • no one cares March 8, 2019 at 10:32 am

    Most broadcasts are inane blabber . I don’t need to hear what down it is or whether or not it was a fumble. Good for the blind I guess but just annoying background noise.

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