Ben Simmons and His Dog Bane are Awesome

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There’s something about a Philly player promoting a product or service that I’m a sucker for. Joel Embiid’s “Hulu has live sports” campaign led me to take a look at ditching YouTube TV, which I did. Now Ben Simmons is starring in a promo for the movie The Secret Life of Pets 2.

Let the dulcet tones of the soprano and mezzo-soprano wash over you with their rendition of “The Flower Duet” from Léo Delibes’ opera Lakmé. The life of his pet Bane must be pretty sweet. A bubble bath with a rubber ducky? A matching red velvet robe? Story time before bed? It’s clear that this Bane leads a much more enjoyable existence than the one from The Dark Knight Rises.


10 Responses

    1. Guess he won’t be coming back now that he needs health bene’s and a salary above 50k to support his stay at home wife.

    2. Where the soy boy beta cuck Kink at???

  1. I can’t wait until we move to L.A. all year ’round.

    And Yo Joe, mix in some greens for crissakes!

  2. Wonder where the big Kate Smith statue is located ? They could raise a lot of $$$ auctioning that off for charity

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