Ryan Howard is Calling Tonight’s Phillies Game

Ryan Howard and his son at Citizens Bank Park
Photo Credit: Bill Streicher-USA TODAY Sports

Phils/Mets tonight at the ballpark.

Let’s welcome back to Philadelphia, a World Series champion, number six, Ryannnnnnn Howardddddd, who will be calling the game:

ESPN hired Howard back in February as a wide-ranging baseball analyst who appears on a variety of their shows and platforms. The Big Piece is 39 years old and officially retired last September after 13 seasons with the Phils and a pair of minor league stints with Atlanta and Colorado.

It’ll be nice to hear a reasonable and pro-Philadelphia voice on a national broadcast, since all non-local announcers hate Philly, right? Cris Collinsworth, Joe Buck, Troy Aikman, Alex Rodriguez and his cheese sandwiches, etc. They all hate us. They’re all biased against us.

Not Ryan Howard. He’s one of us, just like Kendall Jenner.

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4 Comments

  • Joe Piscopo April 15, 2019 at 3:07 pm

    KIMBERLY KIMBERLY LEE HEE HEE

    Reply
    • sheckler April 15, 2019 at 3:56 pm

      KIMBERLY I DON’T MEAN TO BLUNTTTT

      BUT YOU REALLY ARE A

      Reply
  • So Taguchi - Phillies Legend April 15, 2019 at 3:18 pm

    Carsons still not cleared yet and knee and back are “progressing”. Camps in 3 months….tick tock.

    Reply
  • Booooooooooo April 15, 2019 at 4:30 pm

    Let’s be real, Collinsworth does suck.

    Reply
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