Growing up on the Montgomery County/Berks County border, we had two different ways to identify flatulence:
Those are important principles, and perhaps we can apply them to this video from the Sixers bench last night, when somebody farted:
I’d probably rule out James Ennis, because you can see Zhaire Smith start to react before Ennis comes over to the bench.
If we’re going by rule #2, “whoever smelt it dealt it,” I’d view Smith, Jonathon Simmons, and Joel Embiid covering their faces as a cover-up attempt. That leaves Amir Johnson on the end of the bench, who is not reacting. He could be a candidate for rule #1, “whoever denied it, supplied it,” seeing as he shakes his head after Embiid looks to ask him a question.
So those are the four main candidates – Smith, Simmons, Embiid, and Johnson. It could, of course, be any of the unnamed four people sitting behind the bench.
A twitter sleuth added this:
Redick could be the responsible party. When you move around a bit, sometimes that can get the body going, get the digestive track working and clear out some gas as a result.
So you tell me, who farted?