This May be the Worst Ceremonial First Pitch of All Time and Eternity

the world's worst first pitch
via Fox Sports Kansas City

Holy cow.

Get a load of this from Tuesday night’s White Sox and Royals game:

Here’s a blurb via Pete Grathoff the Kansas City star:

White Sox photographer Darren Georgia never saw it coming. Then again, who among us would have seen this coming?

Georgia was on the field before the Royals’ game against the White Sox in Chicago on Tuesday night. He was tasked with taking a picture of the ceremonial first pitch.

A woman, who was identified by NBC Sports Chicago as a White Sox team employee, uncorked what may have been the worst first pitch in baseball history.

Honestly, I thought it was a good effort from this employee. She does the hair flip and pose, then really steps into the pitch.

For what it’s worth, my favorite first pitch of all time is this one, after the jump:

What up, Blood? (What)
What up, Cuz? (What)
What up, Blood? (What)
What up, Gangstaaaaaaaaaa?

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  • SJW May 29, 2019 at 11:46 am

    But women and men are created equally! How dare you shame this woman (if thats what it identifies as) for her pitch

    • Noob May 29, 2019 at 11:48 am

      Watch the second clip, dipshit.

      • SJW May 29, 2019 at 1:47 pm

        He is now saying that black africans throw baseballs like men that date men. How very toxic of both of you!

    • SJW is a jackoff May 29, 2019 at 11:50 am

      What a jackoff you are, SJW.

  • Convicted Felon Meek Mill - CB Slobber Boy May 29, 2019 at 11:52 am

    more useless no-philly related shit.

  • Steve Mason Elite Unemployed NHL Goalie May 29, 2019 at 11:53 am

    George W. Bush threw a Goddamn strike. While wearing a Kevlar vest.

    The first pitches by Fitty Cent, ?uestlove, Gary Della’batte , etc were embarrassments. It boggles the mind how any male (or female even) born and raised in America can’t throw a baseball.

    • Doc brown May 29, 2019 at 12:04 pm

      Don’t forget that Obama bounced pitches with his fairy throws, and also made sure that FOX didn’t broadcast were his throw landed when he “threw” out the first pitch at an all star game

      • Doc brown May 29, 2019 at 12:04 pm


  • Hate has no home here except for my hatred of Trump May 29, 2019 at 11:57 am

    Obama throwing like a girl was beyond pathetic.

  • Singletaru May 29, 2019 at 12:20 pm


    • Radio wars May 29, 2019 at 12:28 pm

      Morning: Angelo is easily beating Fartzy & Tra.
      Mid days: WIP still winning.
      Afternoon: Mike Miss winning if you count the stream.
      Overall: WIP wins by a landslide.

  • Tom gilman May 29, 2019 at 12:39 pm

    I’d pitch one into her mitt

  • Gary Dell'Abate May 29, 2019 at 3:30 pm

    Only took noine years to have a worse pitch than mine….I wonder if shes a big fan of the show….

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