This May be the Worst Ceremonial First Pitch of All Time and Eternity

Holy cow.

Get a load of this from Tuesday night’s White Sox and Royals game:

Let's just say there was some shaky command on tonight's ceremonial first pitch at Guaranteed Rate Field.#Royals | #WhiteSox pic.twitter.com/c3YT5YsH3o

— Bally Sports Kansas City (@BallySportsKC) May 28, 2019

Here’s a blurb via Pete Grathoff the Kansas City star:

White Sox photographer Darren Georgia never saw it coming. Then again, who among us would have seen this coming?

Georgia was on the field before the Royals’ game against the White Sox in Chicago on Tuesday night. He was tasked with taking a picture of the ceremonial first pitch.

A woman, who was identified by NBC Sports Chicago as a White Sox team employee, uncorked what may have been the worst first pitch in baseball history.

Honestly, I thought it was a good effort from this employee. She does the hair flip and pose, then really steps into the pitch.

For what it’s worth, my favorite first pitch of all time is this one, after the jump:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83FHj53QBHY

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