Ladies and gentlemen, it’s Brian Dozier:

Dozier went 2-4 with a pair of doubles in the 8-5 Nationals win.

Therefore – it seems like the pregame twerking routine helped. I think the next obvious step here is that Phillies players must twerk on staffers before each game, which will help get the bats going as we head into June. Bamboo, twerking, etc – we must do whatever it takes to climb back into 1st place and knock the Braves down a few pegs.