Euro 2020 qualifiers at noon today, United States women vs. Thailand in the World Cup at 3 p.m.

Turkey plays Iceland today, IN ICELAND, and the Turks aren’t happy with their hosts because they were held up at customs in the Reykjavik airport and subjected to a throng of media as well.

One of those “media members” was carrying a toilet brush and held it up to the Turkey players as a microphone, which makes me laugh:

They are not happy about this:

Personally, I think it’s genius. Get in their heads, throw them off their game. The Icelanders are savages.

People will complain that this has “nothing to do with Philly sports,” so here’s a terrible photoshop of Les Bowen holding a toilet brush in a media scrum, after the jump:

We should do this when the Cowboys arrive in Philadelphia for their next game. Let’s get our toilet brushes and meet them at the airport.