Why Was Lenny Dykstra Searching a Dumpster Behind a Jersey Mike’s Subs?

Let’s check in on former Phillies outfielder Lenny Dykstra.

Hmmm…

Well here’s a story on NJ.Com describing how Nails lost his dentures and had to go search the dumpster behind a Jersey Mike’s Subs in Linden, where he lives.

Writes Athony Attrino:

“The bread is so hard on those subs,” Dykstra told NJ Advance Media on Tuesday. “I took my teeth out and put them in a napkin, folded it up and forget them there.”

Dykstra left the restaurant which is about two miles from his home and later realized he’d forgotten his teeth in the napkin.

“When I went back, the workers said they threw all the napkins in the garbage,” Dykstra said. “I told them there was no f—- way I was leaving without my f—- teeth.”

The dentures are specially made with bone marrow and valued at $80,000, he said.

Hang on –

Lenny has dentures that are worth $80 grand? That’s wild.

I guess he chronicled most of this online, which I didn’t even notice until now. Those video clips after the jump:

Of course a guy named “Big John” is helping him out.

I appreciate how Lenny refers to himself as “Nails,” and in the third person.

I appreciate Lenny tagging Bill Gates and Warren Buffett in that last tweet.

“I got my teeth. That’s all I give a fuck about. Nails out, on Father’s Day. Check it.”

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10 Comments

  • Enough with the filter June 19, 2019 at 9:41 am

    Looks like ole Kaayyee Ceeeee Mac is on an apology tour in Boston in her new gig

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  • Fred Ronnie June 19, 2019 at 9:42 am

    How’s the slot?

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  • The Dude Abides June 19, 2019 at 9:43 am

    hahaha I love Lenny. Finally some entertaining content on here. As long as we aren’t talking about the knuckle dragging basketball association its a good day

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  • High register sean June 19, 2019 at 9:45 am

    You have a bush? Prolly? Or?

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  • Tiger Beat Truther June 19, 2019 at 9:53 am

    hey Kevin, you are my favorite writer, keep up the good work

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    • Tiger Beat Truther June 19, 2019 at 10:19 am

      Kevin is my favorite writer in Philadelphia, just wanted to say keep up the good work

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      • Tiger Beat Truther June 19, 2019 at 2:32 pm

        “Er, WHAT ‘work’?” – Kevvy Kopykat’s editor, probably.

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  • All Night All Morning June 19, 2019 at 11:08 am

    Nails Never Fails!!

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  • Shart Shartveit June 19, 2019 at 11:18 am

    Remember when Dykstra and Mitch Williams had that roast? And they both just got drunk and embarrassed themselves and everyone involved?

    Boy I sure wish I had that on DVD.

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  • I can tell you this much Nails has taken many dumps in many dives June 19, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    But The Great One wasn’t too happy to learn that Nails took a dump on the carpet in his mansion. Imagine when Janet had to come in and clean it up. She wore a Level One hazmat suit and still had to notify the CDC on containment procedures.

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