Flyers

Jake Voracek is Trolling on His Birthday

By Kevin Kinkead

Published: Aug 15th, 2019 · 2:58 PM EDT

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Quality tweet right here from the Flyers’ veteran:

Thanks for all the birthday wishes!!to flyers fans I promise every time I cross the red line I’ll chip it in so I don’t turn it over and every time I cross the blue line I’ll
Shoot so I don’t pass up the shot.

— Jakub Voracek (@jachobe) August 15, 2019

Lmao!

Perfectly accurate. Every time you go down to the Wells Fargo Center you know there’s gonna be some Fredo behind you yelling “shooooot” as soon as a Flyer crosses the blue line.

However, this knucklehead didn’t find the tweet funny and responded with this:

@jachobe I’ve been watching Flyers hockey longer than you’ve been alive. I think you should tape your tweet to your locker so you remember to do it every game. Simple, straight-forward, smarter hockey. Please try it more.

— Michael D’Antonio (@michaeldphilly) August 15, 2019

Imagine typing that. Imagine writing that out and then pressing “tweet.”