Quality tweet right here from the Flyers’ veteran:
Thanks for all the birthday wishes!!to flyers fans I promise every time I cross the red line I’ll chip it in so I don’t turn it over and every time I cross the blue line I’ll
Shoot so I don’t pass up the shot.
— Jakub Voracek (@jachobe) August 15, 2019
Perfectly accurate. Every time you go down to the Wells Fargo Center you know there’s gonna be some Fredo behind you yelling “shooooot” as soon as a Flyer crosses the blue line.
However, this knucklehead didn’t find the tweet funny and responded with this:
@jachobe I’ve been watching Flyers hockey longer than you’ve been alive. I think you should tape your tweet to your locker so you remember to do it every game. Simple, straight-forward, smarter hockey. Please try it more.
— Michael D’Antonio (@michaeldphilly) August 15, 2019
Imagine typing that. Imagine writing that out and then pressing “tweet.”