Let’s check in on Eagles right tackle Lane Johnson.

Holy hell, he’s ripped!

Check out the picture he posted this morning:

Monday motivation, indeed.

Not sure I’d wanna see Lane bearing down on me while I’m trying to stuff the run. Seems a rather thankless job if you’re a defensive end or an outside linebacker.


Of course the running joke now is that Lane is again on PEDs and that he’s begging for a urine test, so watch the NFL “randomly” test him as soon as possible.

Regardless, that’s “grade A, top-choice meat,” as Matthew Glave once said: