Let’s check in on next month’s superfight, which will be taking place in Atlantic City between Phillies legend Lenny Dykstra and Chris Morgan, aka the Bagel Boss.

Our latest update comes to us via TMZ Sports, who caught up with Nails in New York City. In a video clip, Dykstra asserts that the Bagel Boss has a one-inch penis while promising humiliation in the boxing ring.

Lenny:

On the 28th of September, you’re gonna see a fucking ass kicking. The bagel guy, everyone hates him, and you know why? Because all he does is whine and cry, but it’s not our fault he’s got a one-inch dick. The bottom line is – listen – he’s gonna learn a lot. It’s gonna be (makes boxing motions), but the bagel guy, I’m gonna humiliate him. He needs to be humiliated, the way he walks in there all arrogant.

Nails then goes on to call out Mickey Rourke for his next fight, after the September melee with the Bagel Boss.

Here’s the full video for your viewing pleasure: