Where were you when Ben Simmons hit his first three-pointer in a regular season NBA game? Not in practice. Not against the Guangzhou Loong Lions. We’re talking about a real game.

Behold:

I’ve seen enough. November 20th of every year will now be known “Ben Simmons Corner Three Day.” Everybody will get the day off, unless you are essential personnel, like a police officer, firefighter, or triage nurse. The rest of us will spend the day working on a skill that helps us become better at our careers.