M. Night Shyamalan Accuses Lakers Big Man Anthony Davis of Giving a Black Eye, Wants No Apology

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On Saturday night, the Sixers embarrassed the Lakers 108-91 despite the absence of starters Joel Embiid and Josh Richardson. Just when you thought you could account for all of the L’s dished out to LeBron and AD, Academy Award-nominated director M. Night Shyamalan took to Twitter to call out “The Brow”:

M. Night Shyamalan is a true hardworking blue-collar Philadelphian. He’s not some elitist white-collar, avocado-toast-eating California fraud. This man took a black eye from one of the most overrated players in the entire league like a boss. If AD thought he was lucky that he didn’t have to get dominated by Embiid last night, he should count his lucky stars that Shyamalan is a stand-up gent. One man’s opinion: AD should be brought to public court to be tried for his crime against a Philadelphia institution.


7 Responses

  1. I’ve got a twist ending for his next movie. TurboJoy and “Big Bet Bob” Wankshill make betting predictions…and they turn out to be right!

  2. This article reads a lot more like a Kinkee special (can we get this to catch on…like Hinkie special contracts). Did he ghostwrite it? Serious question, this doesn’t read like a Joyless article.

  3. What was you pick on the game last night Russ? I haven’t seen your locks in a while

  4. really.. we’re calling AD overrated.. shit like this is what makes us look bad to the public.. dumb ass comment.. this reporter doesn’t represent me or my city..

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