Travis Kelce’s Speech Was Good, But Not Jason Kelce Good

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Travis Kelce went with a WWE promo-styled speech at the Chiefs’ Super Bowl parade on Wednesday. He appeared to be significantly intoxicated.

It was pretty good, but it wasn’t Jason Kelce good. The bar was raised way too high for him, but he did a nice job here:

References and voice impersonations that I noticed:

  • The Beastie Boys
  • Booker T
  • World War I
  • the great state of Missouri
  • the legal drinking age
  • Andy Reid
  • Macho Man Randy Savage
  • Ric Flair
  • Dee Ford

I give it an 8 out of 10. Great energy and enthusiasm, but it was all over the place. I personally believe Jason Kelce’s delivery was a little bit more buttoned up. His was a little more under control, with a clearly defined message. He also gets bonus points for the Mummers costume (sans blackface, of course).

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9 Responses

  1. Does Travis Kelce play for the Eagles? Is there any reason you continually cover the Chiefs parade? Go let your daughter watch the half time show Mr social justice warrior

      1. was that supposed to embarrass me? thats not even counting when I post from my phone. well over 2,000. ready to keep on losing mr doc watson?

  2. Remember when Doug caught that beer on the parade bus like a champ? Good times.

    Nothing called ‘Press Taylor’ would ever make that catch….Duce would though

  3. Eagles fans on Twitter were so cringe worthy attacking chiefs fans for their parade size. Let them enjoy their first super bowl in 50 years. The chiefs are also light years ahead of the eagles .

  4. It was nothing special. When the players got to the podium it was a bit disappointing. Travis’s speech wasn’t close to Jason. I was hoping for a bit more from Andy. It was pretty funny watching him whack the Chief’s drum. You would expect their team to be back but it is always hard to win multiple Super Bowls. The Patriots were a freak of nature. You will never see anything like that again. In sheer size I don’t believe you will ever see as large a parade as the Eagles had.

  5. I give Travis Kelce credit for getting a national dating show before anyone knew who Travis Kelce was.

    That said, as the kids say, he’s a bit extra.

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