Tom Brady Has the Same Marriage Issues as Everybody Else

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This Tom Brady interview on Howard Stern’s show is pretty fascinating. He always gets good answers out of his guests.

Of course they talked about the quarterback’s move from New England to Tampa, but the most interesting stuff involved his personal and home life, which we don’t know too much about. In something that should be reassuring to average schlubs like you and me, Brady told Stern about pulling back on his football commitments because his supermodel wife, Gisele Bundchen, asked him to devote more time to family responsibilities:

“At different times, like any married couple, things need to be changed. A couple of years ago, she didn’t feel like I was doing my part for the family. She felt like I would play football all season and she would take care of the house, and then when the season ended I would be like, ‘great, let me get into all of my other business activities, let me get into my football training.’ And she’s sitting there going, ‘when are you going to do things for the house?’ When are you going to take the kids to school and do that? That was a big part of our marriage that I had to check myself, because she’s like ‘I have goals and dreams, too.’ You better start taking care of things at the house. So two years ago, as it related to football, I had to make a big transition in my life to say that I can’t do all of the things that I wanted to do for football, like I used to. I have to take care of things with my family, because the situation wasn’t great. She wasn’t satisfied with our marriage, so I needed to make a change with that.

Her point was, ‘yeah of course this works for you.’ But it doesn’t work for me.”

It’s comforting in a way, not because he has marriage issues, but because him and Giselle went through the same shit everybody on this planet goes through. You can be the best quarterback of all time with endless amounts of money, and your wife is still asking you to commit to the family and various household responsibilities. We all, in fact, do have something in common with Tom Brady.

As a sidebar, my favorite Gisele moment of all time is when she said, “my husband cannot fucking throw the ball and catch the ball at the same time.” Find a woman who will do this for you:


17 Responses

      1. I agree 100%. He became everything he used to rail against. Tough to be the “every man” when you’re worth $650!!

  1. Let’s be real, them doing things around the house and doing their share is not like the average family. It’s not like Gisele is unloading the dishwasher. Sure all families have their issues, but the paid help is really who is taking out the trash and making dinner. Taking the kids to school is probably the only thing they have in common with the average person.

    1. Seems to me like Brady fucked her twice and then let her take care of the kids why he went off
      gallivanting around.
      He should divorce her, take half HER money and trade her in for
      a newer faster piece of ass.

      She was used up by hollywood studs before her even got her in the first place.

      I’m sure Kraft set him up with a couple of side pieces years ago.

  2. hear that Kev? unemployment beckons. Kylee can’t carry you forever without any gambling.

    1. I have to agree with this person.
      Kyle fucked up bigtime when he sold his soul to gambling interests.

      If you go by page content, there are more ads and pushes for gambling
      than there are articles.
      What do you think CrossBroad is?
      Some kind of slick NY glossy fashion mag with
      articles every 5th page?
      CrossingBroad can’t sustain this kind of beating.

      Who the fuck needs 3 got damned houses?
      Kyle is just a con artist greedy little fuck.
      And this time it will cost you Kev.

      You should have known this when he said he invested in
      UBER(down 44% since IPO) and LYFT(down 55% since IPO).
      And don;t be stupid and blame COVID19 for his dumb decisions.
      Its bad planning on Kyle and his smart mouth.

      He can’t keep carrying people who write, steal, cobbled or whatever you want to call it today
      articles that no one gives a shit about.

      1. Lots of rage. Lots of obsessing. Lots of weirdness.

        Have a Fresca, sport. Goodness. That is nutty.

        I thought they caught the Unabomber.

  3. When I had an old lady; I kept her in check.

    Stupid neighbors should have: minded their own business.


  4. One simple question. If he knew he wasn’t coming back as early as before 2019 season why on earth was Garappolo traded. I call bullshit. He fought to keep that job.

  5. If his wife was a regular bitch instead of a supermodel he’d just tell her to shut up and do her job

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