This is not satire.
It’s not The Onion or The Babylon Bee.
Gritty, per Flyers PR, will be going on a tour of Delaware County tomorrow, as explained via press release:
GRITTY TAKES TO THE STREETS OF DELAWARE COUNTY FOR QUARANTINE FIRETRUCK PARADE
Philadelphia Flyers mascot to spread Flyers cheer in Media, Pa. with the help of the Rocky Run Fire DepartmentDATE: Thursday, May 7, 2020
TIME: 5:30-7 P.M. (timing is tentative and subject to change)
DETAILS: Philadelphia Flyers mascot, Gritty, is set to give families in Delaware County a much-needed quarantine surprise Thursday evening. Following in the footsteps of cultural icons such as Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny, Gritty will journey through Delaware County neighborhoods atop a firetruck beginning at 5:30 p.m. to spread Flyers cheer. With the help of the Rocky Run Fire Department of Media, Pa., the route will kick off along Granite Run Mall Road and make its way past local neighborhood spots such as Penncrest High School, Linvilla Orchards, and Indian Lane Elementary School. Fans in the area are encouraged to continue practicing safe social distancing procedures while enjoying the event.
Y’all gonna be there? I’ll meet you in front of Boscov’s at Granite Run.
Here’s the route:
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May be the best marketing job ever. No way this mascot should be this popular.
Congratulations meek mill on his first child !!!
What was a sport called hockey?
Gritty probably dying to beat a kid
I’ll be the guy with the tiny feet and soccer jersey on. We’ll get in my mini Nissan pickup truck and we’ll head back around behind the mall by the dumpsters. No real names please.
Unbelievable. Trumps numbers are surging. He is projected to get 35% in CA
That is some surge. Basically the same percent he had in 2016.
In a winner take all state that is great news. Awesome.
Unbelievable. No idea how anything works. Lol
I totally owned Mike Miss today. I told him nobody is voting for Biden cause he’s too creepy. Mike had no answer and you could tell Nat and Tyrone agreed with me. K A G !
Bro!!!!
I heard you!!!
That was classic!!!!
Love you !!!!
Trump 2020 baby! Yea!!!!!
Mikey Miss is Woke….. in his nice safe, clean, low crime community. That takes a lot of courage. 😂
Looks like a long night for Broke Joe. Same stuff. Taking to himself and bemoaning how it sucks to live in a crap neighborhood around people he hates. Lol.
Have a great day.
Why is the homicide rate climbing in Philly? Are certain areas not practicing Social Distancing?
Broke Joe says his neighborhood is rough right now.
You know it’s good when Mike edits a call out for the repeat broadcast. Great Job Gary, speaking the truth. No way anyone is voting for Biden.
Do you people really prefer an egocentric incompetent whose focus on his suntan and polling numbers will end up killing 10s of thousands of Americans to ANYONE ON EARTH? Seriously? Some people shouldn’t be allowed to procreate. Our IQ as a society has clearly sunk to double digits.
It was me again. Spent last night responding to myself. Getting an early start today. I am all good. Be right back.
Joe.
Who is going to get Ahmaud’s Air Jordan’s now that he won’t be jogging anymore?
Ahmaud lost a gun struggle….play stupid games….win stupid prizes.
Be right back again. Will just be repeating all day. I am all good. Koo koo
Joe.
LAST NIGHT WAS ROUGH FOR DEMOCRATS IN THE CITY. BIDEN LOST SOME VOTES.
What pays more, bulldozer operator or getting paid by Mikey Miss to respond to every post? Asking for a family friend. Her son can’t get a job with his sociology degree and has $200k in student debt! Wow!!
Missanelli intern.
My turn is next.
Broke Joe is thinks Mike M is spying on him.
Koo koo.
You put it past Mikey weak mind to send his interns on here? I mean a guy that invented a highly stereo typical AA caller named Dwayne from Swedesboro surely has the morals to not pull this stunt
Good moanin’ dis moanin’ fans.
Gritty should be banned just like they shit all over kate smith.
Gritty isn’t good enough to distract from the shitty hockey.