Phillies Statement on Positive COVID-19 Tests

From the team:

Every time a media outlet or blog does a COVID-19 post, this happens:

1. 50% of readers accuse the outlet of acting like “soy boy liberal pussies” who are “living in fear”
2. the other 50% accuse the outlet of being reckless MAGAs who would kill their grandparents to save the economy.

Time’s yours.