If we put together a Mount Rushmore of 2020 douchebags, Aubrey Huff’s face would be the first one carved into the granite.
The former San Francisco Giant, who won a pair of World Series rings during his playing days, has established himself as one of the biggest losers on Twitter, a fake tough guy who just hurls childish insults under the guise of being a true patriotic American fighting off the insurgent wave of beta males and soy boys.
Case in point, here’s a random ad hominem attack on Trevor Bauer:
Can we remind @BauerOutage of his career 4+ ERA, 3.5 BB per 9 innings, & 10 games over .500 winning % is a 4/5th starter salary in @mlb & maybe keep quiet before he’s exposed, please & thank you. He’s a great tweeter. #MLB pitcher? That’s debatable. https://t.co/JMf5oEgDKn
— Aubrey Huff (@aubrey_huff) June 23, 2020
And after Bauer’s initial response, here’s Huff resorting to the typical jabroni insults, like “cuck” –
Attention is all you crave Trev. I never had social media when I played. I was a team player. I wasn’t trying to build an outside brand for fans to suck my dick. You’re a cuck. You have low T. I suggest you inject yourself with a bit of testosterone. @MLB #makebaseballgreatagain https://t.co/8wKgVlwH8v
— Aubrey Huff (@aubrey_huff) June 23, 2020
And the follow up:
The fact you said in your 1st tweet, “I’ll forward some followers your way,” tells me everything I need to know about you @BauerOutage. You’d rather build a brand than win. That’s why I have 2 World Series rings & you jerk off to analytic spin rate geek fans like @keithlaw. @MLB https://t.co/ft4JTb2RzH
— Aubrey Huff (@aubrey_huff) June 23, 2020
It keeps going for a little bit, if you wanna check out the rest. Bauer, of course, has said some dumb things over the years, so this was not exactly a genius meeting of the minds on Twitter. Huff though comes off sounding like a clown, as usual.
