Get a load of this:

In other words, they are allowed to tackle each other, breathe on each other, and send flying particles of slobber and spit flying through the air over the course of four quarters and 60 minutes.

HOWEVER –

After the game they cannot stand near each other. And they can’t swap jerseys.

Who wrote this rule? Miss Teen South Carolina? (Not everybody has maps).

If you trust your testing protocols, and you’re only putting healthy guys on the field, then virus transmission concerns should hypothetically be nullified. I know we’re just trying to be as cautious as possible, but that’s causing these sports leagues to implement rules that are redundant at best.