Get a load of this:

So who’s running things here? The players? Major League Baseball? Where’s Rob Manfred?

At this point, we should probably just kick the Marlins out of the league as punishment for their gross negligence. And then Florida Governor Ron DeSantis has to apologize for his lax view towards COVID-19, which has now put Major League Baseball in a tight spot. Then we adjust the Phillies’ record to 3-0 as a result of the Marlins forfeiting their weekend wins.

Or maybe we just saw off Florida entirely (but not before the NBA and MLS finish up their bubble play) –