How’s everybody doing out there?

Hopefully none of y’all were in the path of this <checks notes> funnel cloud, which rolled through the Jersey Shore a short time ago:

Bananagrams right here. We’ve got tornadic activity at the Jersey Shore. Not Jupiter, Florida. Not Dodge City, Kansas. Not Guymon, Oklahoma nor Kearney, Nebraska.

A funnel cloud rolled through the Jersey Shore during a global pandemic. Donald Trump is the president of the United States and Doug Pederson is quarantined at home with Coronavirus.

2020 in a nutshell.