Sean McVay Doesn’t Want His Team Going #2 in the Portable Toilets

Sniff sniff.

Something smells stinky. Is it Sean McVay’s record against Doug Pederson?

No.

It’s the smell of a deuce coming from port-o-johns set up at the LA Rams practice facility.

The first episode of Hard Knocks debuted this week, featuring the Rams and Chargers in a two-fer offering, and one of the questions surrounding McVay’s squad involves someone going #2 in a selfish manner:

“We gotta start putting the camera on the port-o-potty to see who’s shitting in it.”

This reminds me a bit of that famous South Park episode, where Mr. Mackey is looking for the person who took a mysterious urinal deuce. Who is the person responsible for this unspeakable act? Maybe we’ll find out in episode two.

Interestingly enough, the ratings for Hard Knocks weren’t very good. The week one number dropped to 273,000 viewers, down from 705,000 last year. Maybe it’s lack of interest in the LA teams, or the show is getting old, or perhaps sports fans are preoccupied with the NBA, NHL, MLB, and other sports that wouldn’t typically be playing in mid-August.

mmkay?

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