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Zack Wheeler Injured Himself Putting on His Pants

Is this is the dumbest injury of all time?
Possibly.
Zack Wheeler won’t make his scheduled Saturday start, because, get this –
He injured his finger putting on his pants:
Zack Wheeler has a problem with the nail on his middle finger. He caught his nail putting on pants. "Can't make this up," Joe Girardi said. He won't pitch until Monday at earliest.
— Matt Gelb (@MattGelb) September 11, 2020
Did he get caught in the zipper? Did his hand slip? We need to know.
The Phils play a doubleheader today, so it will be Aaron Nola in game one and then a bullpen game, so chalk that second one up as a loss. Spencer Howard will now pitch Saturday and then we’re blessed with a Zach Eflin/Vince Velasquez doubleheader on Sunday.
Our thoughts and prayers are with Zack Wheeler, who, on a serious note, has been really good this year.
Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com