Things just aren’t going well in Dallas.

The Cowboys are 2-5 and they’ve totally quit on their coaches and teammates. Dak Prescott is done for the year with a broken ankle. Andy Dalton might not play against the Eagles on Sunday after taking a ridiculous cheap shot to the head that didn’t even result in a Jon Bostic suspension.

To add more insult to the already existing layer of insult and injury, defensive coordinator Mike Nolan had to stop Monday’s call with reporters when he got hot sauce in his eye:

That’s horrible. Hope he’s okay.

Let’s quickly recap the Cowboys’ season, thus far –

  • 2 wins, 5 losses
  • Dak Prescott done for the year
  • the players think the coaches stink and have said so via anonymous conversations with reporters
  • the players also stink
  • nobody defends Andy Dalton after outrageous cheap shot
  • allowing league worst 34.7 points per game
  • Mike Nolan gets hot sauce in eye, stops Zoom call
  • Mike McCarthy becomes lame duck coach not even halfway through his first season
  • only scored three points against the Washington Football Team

 

Other than all of those things, the Cowboys’ season is going well.