Dallas week admittedly isn’t very exciting right now, but I still hate the Cowboys, even though they stink. I hate the dude from Delco who should be an Eagles fan but ended up being a Dallas fan because his dad watched them on TV back in the 1970s, or because his mom’s cousin lived across the hall from Leon Lett during his freshman year at Emporia State University.

Darius Slay is new to the Birds, but he gets it. Dallas suuuuucks, and this week should feel different, even if both teams are kind of crappy:

Yeah man, that’s what I’m talking about.

Eagles win this game 31 to 10.

LOCK IT IN.