Well slap my ass and call me Sally.

The Sixers are off to a 7-2 start, they’re shooting the lights out, swinging the ball around, running up and down the floor, and then this:

Now the the question is who are these players and how many of them were in contact with Curry. I mean, the guy played on Thursday night, so wouldn’t they all have been around him?

If Curry, Joel Embiid, and Ben Simmons are all out, then goodnight Irene!

But if it’s Curry and two bench players, they might be able to squeeze out a couple of wins moving forward. Hard to say at this point, but here’s the upcoming schedule, for reference:

It’s just not a good situation at all. Not good for the Sixers, not good for the NBA, and not good for fans, who were enjoying a nice run of basketball to start the season.