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Tom Brady is Absolutely Sloshed

Kevin Kinkead

By Kevin Kinkead

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photo credit: Joey Knight (@TBTimes_Bulls)

Hah, get a load of this:

Good for him man. For real. This guy is 43 years old. He’s been working his ass off all year long. His diet consists of nothing but quinoa, kale, and acai, so even a 4 ounce brewery pour would probably get him hammered. One Russian Imperial Stout and he’d be close to alcohol poisoning.

This is a great victory for all of the dads everywhere. Everybody who feels old and washed. Not only can Tom Brady still get it done, but he’s not a robot. He’s a normal guy who very rarely will be drunkenly stumbling about in public.

Kevin Kinkead

Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com

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