This Phillies Hype Video Will Make You Want to Rip One into the Night

Sniff sniff.

Smells like baseball in South Philly.

It’s your Fightin’ Phils against the Cobb County Braves at 3:05 p.m, and if you’re not excited yet, maybe this will do it for you:

Yeah baby, let’s do it. This makes me want to go head first into home plate and just obliterate the catcher. It makes me want to jump on a taxi cab during a victory celebration and then fall off. It makes me want to watch Chase Utley dissing that “sweetheart” Mets fan on New York radio.

Let’s play ball.