Three days.

Carson Wentz made it three days into Colts training camp before injuring himself:

“Why do we give a shit? He’s not HERE NO MORE.”

That’s what angry Facebook users will say, but the Birds need Carson to play 75% of the snaps this season, or 70% with a playoff appearance, in order for that conditional first round draft pick to trigger. If that threshold is not met, the Eagles end up with a second-rounder instead, which makes it harder for them to package and move up next year if they want to go for a QB or trade for a QB. Or, if Jalen Hurts has a good year, and becomes the QB1, then you’re finding better talent at the bottom of the first vs. the bottom of the second. Duh.

Isn’t this just swell? Go fucking figure. Carson is injured already. Even though he’s gone he continues to slap us right across the face.