Super Bowl Champion Doug Pederson is Now on Cameo

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Let’s say you’ve got $175 and you can use it to purchase a Cameo message for a friend.

How would you spend it?

Do you get Mikey Miss to send a birthday greeting? Mark McGrath, of Sugar Ray? Olympic Gold Medalist Kristi Yamaguchi?

I would take that money and go with Doug “big balls” Pederson, who recently joined Cameo and is now offering his services to y’all:

Personally, I think we should order up a Cameo message for Joe Judge. We’ll pony up the $175 and ask Doug to stand there holding his phone in one hand and the Lombardi Trophy in the other.

And we’ll ask him to read this, verbatim:

“Hey Joe, just wanted to check in and see how you’re doing. I know you were annoyed that we tanked the last game of the season and dicked you out of the playoffs, but it’s time for you to get over it. We did what was in the best interest of the Philadelphia Eagles and not the New York Giants. ‘Integrity of the game’ my rear end. Your phony ass would have done the same thing, too. I’ve got a Super Bowl ring as a player and a coach and you’re a special teams bum who rode with Bill Belichick and the cheating New England Patriots. But anyway, we’re all thinking of you and wish you the best of luck this NFL season.”

What do you think? I think it’s a great idea.

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