10 Possible Sponsors to Replace Stubhub on the Sixers’ Jerseys

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The Sixers today announced a new deal with Ticketmaster, which means the Stubhub sponsor patch will be coming off their jerseys.

You might recall at the time it was a “big fucking deal,” as Joe Biden once said to Barack Obama. In the NBA world, the Sixers were actually the first team to announce their patch deal, and went ahead and put the Stubhub logo on the upper left front portion of the jersey, opposite the Nike swoosh.

With Stubhub no longer in the picture, I have ten possible replacements for the jersey, and I showed off my photoshopping skills with these well-edited preview photos:

Steven Singer Jewelers

If you hate Steven Singer, just wait until the the Sixers go to seven games with the Atlanta Hawks in the second round of the playoffs.

Wait a minute…

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Cordell and Cordell, a partner men can count on

Now, unless you’re in Missourah or Illinois, Joe Cordell is not licensed in your state.

But that’s okay.

He has attorneys in our region that are. Michelle Ferreri, licensed in New Jersey and Pennsylvania. Offices in Philadelphia and Radnor. Cordell and Cordell, a partner men can count on.

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Lew Blum Towing

Unauthorized parking is prohibited. Violators will be towed at owner’s expense. You will absolutely hate the experience.

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Rand Spear, accident lawyer

“Every day, thousands of innocent people get hurt in car accidents and slip-and-falls, and think the insurance company is going to take care of them. Give me a break! They don’t care what happens to you. Get an aggressive lawyer on your side. One who knows what it takes to win.”

Demand Rand!

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Four Seasons Total Landscaping

For all of your landscaping needs. Press conferences, too.

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Barbera on the Boulevard

Truck-o-Mania! A humongous sales event! Now during the “start something new” event at Barbera on the Boulevard. We stock ’em deep and we sell ’em cheap!

Is Barbera the best? Boy I guess!

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Jim Sipala’s Kia of West Chester and Coatesville

Jim Sipala wants to see the Sixers, in a Kia.

That’s crazy!

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J.G. Wentworth

I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now.

Call J.G. Wentworth. 877-CASH NOW.

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The Bagster

“It’s the dumpster, in a bag” – Anthony Gargano

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Kars4Kids

1-877 Kars 4 Kids

K-a-r-s Kars 4 Kids

1-877 Kars 4 Kids

Donate your car today.

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