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Is this the Worst “Definitive Fast Food Tier List” of All Time?

By Kevin Kinkead

Published: Aug 10th, 2021 · 1:17 PM EDT

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I hate to do it to Josh Sanchez, but I gotta drag him on the site. Mr. Sanchez deserves it.

He put together the worst “definitive fast food tier list” mankind has ever known:

This is it. This is the definitive fast food tier list. I will be taking no further questions, your honor. pic.twitter.com/7BRb6BouO8

— Joshua Sánchez (@joshnsanchez) August 10, 2021

Thoughts, in no real order:

1. Sheetz getting an A is a travesty. Did John Fetterman make this list?
2. Chic-fil-A getting an F grade is OUTRAGEOUS.
3. Waffle House should only be consumed when you’re under the influence.
4. Taco Bell should be moved up to the S tier.
5. In-N-Out Burger should be placed in the bagster. Most overrated place ever.
6. Del Taco slaps. Move it up!
7. Zaxby’s rocks. You can feel your arteries hardening as the food goes down, but it’s a great chicken spot.
8. Long John Silver’s on the list? When’s the last time you, or anybody you know, ate at a Long John Silver’s?
9. Qdoba is better than Chipotle and Moe’s.
10. I kind of like Sbarro…

That’s about it. DQ and Popeye’s in the “A” tier is also an outrage. Mr. Sanchez should be embarrassed by this list. He should delete and apologize!