Perhaps we need to grow up, but the Crossing Broad staff can’t stop laughing at this clip.

It’s from a Virginia school board meeting (Richmond area), and when this lady’s time is up, the President calls out other “speakers,” but it’s just a list of the juvenile names we used to say when we were kids:

lol

Unfortunately the following people were no shows:

  • Phil McCracken
  • Suk Mahdik
  • Ophelia McHawk
  • Eileen Dover
  • Don Keydick
  • Wayne Kerr


Disappointing, because we were really interested in hearing what “Don Keydick” had to say.

Great job, though. 10 out of 10 on this prank. The only disappointment is that “Mike Hunt” wasn’t on the list. Same with “Hugh Jass.”

The prank originates with The Simpsons, which some of the younger crowd might not know. Bart would call up Moe’s Tavern and ask if somebody like “Mike Rotch” or “Ivanna Tinkle” was available. It was insanely juvenile, but we laughed.