From Thursday night’s pregame show:

Good thing Smith wasn’t able to get his hands on the doofus, or they would have been toast.

My guess here is that the culprit was actually going for Michael Irvin and just had shitty aim. No reason to throw anything at Smith, right? You’d think the thrower would be targeting the despised former Cowboy, as he was predicting the Eagles to lose (not that that would excuse the behavior).

Either way, this guy needs to be put in the bagster. You’re making us all look bad. Get a life, pal.