Eagles Debuting an Atrocious New Uniform Combo on Sunday

Bill Streicher - USA Today

You want kelly green?

Too bad, you’re not getting it. But here’s white and black instead:

We’re all for trying new things, and mixing it up, but this looks like some combination of Jets and Falcons, doesn’t it? You’ve got the midnight green helmet and white jersey, which match, but then the black pants, which are a third color entirely. They stick out like a sore thumb.

That’s gonna be a no from me, dog!