This is it. We have reached the pinnacle of WIP morning show polls. We have climbed to the top of Mount Everest and cannot go higher:

Damn, that’s close! 55.5% for Fauci and 44.5% for Rogan, who asks the same stupid question after every UFC fight.

“Were you surprised?”

Swear to God, if Rogan asks another UFC fighter if they were “surprised” by something, I’m gonna throw a brick through my television.

We should probably just end the story here. If we shared an opinion one way or another, the Facebook comments would be off the charts. “Dr. Fauci is a liar!” “Joe Rogan took horse de-wormer!” Stuff like that. You can’t have a civil discussion about COVID ever again. It’s all highly-charged and politicized nonsense.