Howard Eskin is The King! All hail The King!

He goes to all the games. He works harder than anybody else. He asks the tough questions that the other media morons and dopes won’t ask. He’s even got a prime radio slot on 94 WIP, at 8 a.m. on Saturday morning.

And he’s at the FOREFRONT of breaking news:

Great stuff from The King, but he actually ripped the tweet word-for-word from Tom Pelissero:

So just to be clear, Howard took someone else’s tweet, copied it verbatim, and then credited the person at the end. He COULD have just hit the retweet button, which would have done the same exact thing. It would have shared the exact copy that he wrote out word by word.

I guess this is one way to make sure you don’t have any spelling errors. You just plagiarize instead. That way you don’t have a gaffe like calling Andrew McCutchen “Lawrence McCutcheon,” or writing Double “Doing” instead of Double “Doink.”

Howard Eskin vs. technology is one of the great sports rivalries of our time. Right up there with Michigan vs. Ohio State. It’s the sports radio version of St Joe’s Prep vs. La Salle. Surely somebody at WIP can teach the man how to use Twitter or type properly on his phone, because he continually looks like a DOPE!