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Would You Wear the “Portable Oasis” on Your Head?
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Admittedly, the mask wearing is getting a bit old. We’ve been doing it for a year and a half now, and at some point would like things to go back to normal. Serenity now!
But there’s another option out there, apparently. It’s the “portable oasis,” which is like placing a glass flower pot on your head:
This man wore a ‘portable oasis’ around his head instead of a face mask 🌿 pic.twitter.com/qsCNzeWclh
— NowThis Impact (@nowthisimpact) November 11, 2021
Is this thing heavy? It looks kind of bulky. Peripheral vision seems difficult as well. And you gotta walk upright, in a stiff fashion, or else the damn thing might fall off your head. Plus, you have to water the plants, yeah? Talk about upkeep.
This reminds me a bit of that old Tom Green episode, where he created the “Space Age Mobile Smoker’s Environment,” aka the SAMSE. He took it into restaurants and explained that he was allowed to smoke because he’s got his own personal glass box to use, which keeps the smoke away from other people.
Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com