Admittedly, the mask wearing is getting a bit old. We’ve been doing it for a year and a half now, and at some point would like things to go back to normal. Serenity now!

But there’s another option out there, apparently. It’s the “portable oasis,” which is like placing a glass flower pot on your head:

Is this thing heavy? It looks kind of bulky. Peripheral vision seems difficult as well. And you gotta walk upright, in a stiff fashion, or else the damn thing might fall off your head. Plus, you have to water the plants, yeah? Talk about upkeep.

This reminds me a bit of that old Tom Green episode, where he created the “Space Age Mobile Smoker’s Environment,” aka the SAMSE. He took it into restaurants and explained that he was allowed to smoke because he’s got his own personal glass box to use, which keeps the smoke away from other people.