The La Salle Explorers beat the absolute piss out of Fairleigh Dickinson University on Tuesday night. They clobbered the Knights by 26 points, sending FDU to a miserable 0-8 record on the season.

But that’s not important.

Before the game, we had a court entrance highlighted by the world’s most intense smoke machine:

You gotta go bigger than that, yeah? You need something more apt for a college basketball team. This looks like a smoke machine that the local cover band would bring to their show. I think Fuzzy Bunny Slippers used this same smoke machine when they played the “Egypt” night club back in 1998.

Let’s chip in to get La Salle a new smoke machine. I’ll fire up the GoFundMe. Also, shout out to my cousin Bern.