
Now Brian Kelly is Out Here Dancing
Brian Kelly is having himself a month.
First, he left Notre Dame WILLINGLY to take the LSU job. That’s quite the statement in itself.
Then, he was introduced at a Baton Rouge basketball game, where he mysteriously developed a southern accent. He must have been absolutely HAMMERING Duolingo on the plane ride from Indiana to Louisiana.
Now Kelly is out here dancing in a social media video with five-star QB recruit Walker Howard:
Got my coach! 🐯🐯 @CoachBrianKelly pic.twitter.com/j0nurt5sMa
— Walker Howard (@Walker_Howard4) December 13, 2021
That’s awkward, but in a weird way, you kind of have to give Kelly credit here. He does not give one-tenth of a shit. He’s leaving Notre Dame. He’s talking in a southern accent. He’s dancing with a recruit. Next he’s gonna be doing Zaxby’s commercials and checking in from Waffle House. His new favorite movie is Live and Let Die, set in Louisiana. He’s all-in and RE-ENERGIZED after hitting a wall in South Bend.
Also, isn’t “Walker” a perfect SEC quarterback name? This guy would go on my Mount Rushmore of Walkers, along with Walker Buehler, Walker Percy, and Walker, Texas Ranger.
As a quick aside, I saw this on Twitter and was dying. I was laughing way too hard:
Brian Kelly addressing the crowd if he took the Rutgers job https://t.co/H2Tg5RHoi0 pic.twitter.com/1e6xT0ZtoB
— Herb Kirkstreit (@THE_OSU) December 3, 2021