I’m going to say something that might be a little controversial. I think we’re being too hard on Brittany Matthews:
The most obnoxious shit I’ve seen in a long time and of course it’s from Jackson Mahomes and Patrick’s fiancé
— Wu-Tang Is For The Children (@WUTangKids) January 24, 2022
Is she annoying? Yes. I’d like to introduce Exhibit A to the court:
Annoying posts from Jackson Mahomes and Brittany Matthews in 3 … 2 … 1 …pic.twitter.com/n1J7lvZ7TX
— T̷R̷O̷Y̷ ̷H̷U̷G̷H̷E̷S̷ (@TommySledge) January 24, 2022
But if this is Josh Allen’s girlfriend or Travis Kelce’s girlfriend it gets 1/10th of the pub and the champagne spewing is probably celebrated as a cool moment with fans. Now, did Jackson Mahomes and Brittany bring this on themselves after years of complaining about referees, the NFL, and TikToks? Absolutely. Jackson Mahomes is dancing on people’s graves, for God’s sake. But we have people actually thinking she should be arrested because the champagne could’ve sprayed on children or a recovering alcoholic:
Her being lit isn’t the issue. But pouring champagne on MFs when it’s cold AF? Kids down there too, probably. And what if you’re pouring it on someone who is a recovering alcoholic, etc? That’s my only problem. https://t.co/xgHmPLnA1l
— Kei (@RealMamaEagle) January 25, 2022
i think jackson mahomes and brittany mathews should be banned from future games! if that was someone else pouring alcohol on people they would be arrested! seriously they need to be banned from the games! @nfl @Chiefs
— GrampRaw (@raw1219) January 24, 2022
You imagine driving home, getting pulled then arrested cause you smell like alcohol cause Mahomes wife dumped Champaign on you.
— Dunkkle. (@KingDerrickFord) January 25, 2022
Has Patrick Mahomes trashy wife been arrested yet for pouring champagne on people in freezing temperatures???
— Keegan Haag (@THEkeeganhaag) January 24, 2022
If you showed up to an AA meeting and told the group you relapsed because a drop of Andre got in your mouth on Sunday night, you’d get your ass kicked. It would be the real life version of Thurgood going to rehab in Half Baked (RIP Bob Saget). You just witnessed the greatest playoff game of all time. There’s a greater chance you relapse off of the adrenaline. Did we forget that all Chief superfans are alcoholics anyway? Cocaine addicts too. But not meth addicts, you gotta draw a line somewhere:
What the HELL is going on in the Chiefs superfan community
— 🅿️at McAfee (@PatMcAfeeShow) October 20, 2021
If the Eagles are ever in this position again, Jason Kelce’s wife can pour champagne on me and any toddler she wants. But if we’re going to arrest Patrick Mahomes’ soon-to-be wife, we better arrest all these people, too:
The 2008 Phillies
Give back the trophy. Some things are bigger than sports and Chad Durbin, Shane Victorino, and Geoff Jenkins are setting a bad example for the future of society:
10 years no parole. Extradite his ass back to Canada:
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Steph Curry & Klay Thompson
The Warriors went through $1 million of champagne. At least one drop had to hit a 10 year old skipping school. If we don’t make an example out of them who will? Jail.
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Hear me out: The entire US Ryder Cup team deserves the chair after this performance. Act like you’ve been there before:
The US Women’s team shouldn’t be allowed to attend the World Cup until 2040 at least:
— U.S. Soccer WNT (@USWNT) July 10, 2019
Fair is fair. If we don’t correct Brittany Matthews’ behavior, she’s going to celebrate going to the Super Bowl by blowing vape smoke into the face of an old lady suffering from emphysema.