Claude Giroux doesn’t miss squat day:

As a guy with a dump truck for an ass, who’s also split one or two dress pants getting down on a wedding dance floor, I sympathize with the Captain. We can put Jeff Bezos on the god damn Moon, but we can’t make un-rippable dress pants? Those pants would’ve had no chance once ‘Shout’ got to the “a little bit softer now” part. If I’m Chuck Fletcher I’m sending this video to all the GMs in the league who are buying at the deadline. There are going to be whispers in league circles, “Have you seen Claude Giroux’s lower half? 34 years old and still built like a centaur.” Between this video and carrying the Flyers on his massive shoulders Claude’s worth two 1st rounders at least.