Tywone Malone is going to be responsible for so much wasted beer by the time his career is over in Oxford, Mississippi:

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You know how you can go down the shore and every fifth person you meet tells you they played against Mike Trout? Tywone Malone is going to be that guy for North Jersey. There are going to be kids from Rutgers frat houses to the shores of Belmar telling their frat buddies and random dudes at bars, “You know I played with him” when Tywone is on TV. Then, as his career progresses, that same guy’s story will. It’ll go from he played with him, to he played against him, to he struck him out three times in one game as Springsteen’s “Glory Days” plays softly on the jukebox in the background. I mean, according to everyone I’ve met from the surrounding area of Millville, Mike Trout never got a hit off any of them.

All I know is we gotta get this kid on a bigger stage! Baby Bo Jackson over here needs to be a household name. Thank god Ole Miss is #2 in the nation, so we’ll see him at the College World Series. He’s an ESPN College Gameday story waiting to happen! A two-sport athlete that can dominate both. He’s sacking Arch Manning one day and taking Vandy’s ace to the moon the next. Kid’s got more pop than Orville Redenbacher:

And a million dollar personality: