Once Ben Simmons got traded I knew I had to go out to Center City and find out what the great citizens of Philadelphia thought about the news. There were a lot of differing opinions obviously, because it’s Philadelphia:
There you have it. Appearances by Brandon Novak, M Night Shyamalan, and the guy who I convinced that I was Chandler Parsons. Crossing Broad just giving a voice to the voiceless.
I pray for the marriage I definitely ruined in real time:
They probably bickered the whole Uber ride. She probably was saying there was only one ball. Him discussing how Harden has never played with a big of Joel Embiid’s ability. Guy’s back probably hurts from having to sleep on the couch. The Sixers are back!