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The Eagles Will Now Be Playing the “Washington Commanders” (aka the Commies) Twice a Year

Kevin Kinkead

By Kevin Kinkead

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from NBC Washington chopper shot

Wednesday, the Washington Football Team will reveal its new name and logo and all of that.

But since this is the digital age, it leaked early, and dude who flies the chopper for the NBC station down there zoomed inside FedExField from above to find this:

That’s great. Chopper 4 ruined the whole damn thing, though it looks like leaks were discovered elsewhere.

So the Redskins became the Washington Football Team, and now they’re the Washington Commanders. What are they in command of? Jack shit right now. We will nickname them the “Commies,” led by Daniel Snyder, who may be the NFL’s worst owner. Eagles fans should be thankful we have a man like Jeffrey Lurie in charge, a man who exhibits emotional intelligence. God willing, the Birds will hammer the Washington Commanders twice per season, in perpetuity.

 

Kevin Kinkead
Kevin Kinkead

Kevin has been writing about Philadelphia sports since 2009. He spent seven years in the CBS 3 sports department and started with the Union during the team's 2010 inaugural season. He went to the academic powerhouses of Boyertown High School and West Virginia University. email - k.kinkead@sportradar.com

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