Jerry Jones allegedly has a secret 25-year-old love child with a former American Airlines ticket agent from Little Rock, Arkansas:

 

Guys from Little Rock love sticking it to the private sector.

Per Dalia Faheid and Jessica Harkay at the Fort Worth Star Telegram:

Realtor Cynthia Davis, 60, met Jones in 1995 while she was working at the American Airlines ticket counter at the Little Rock, Arkansas airport, according to the lawsuit obtained by the Dallas Morning News. At the time of their courtship, Cynthia had been estranged from her husband, court documents say. According to the lawsuit, Alexandra was conceived out of wedlock in 1996.

Both Cynthia and Alexandra currently live in Frisco, according to public records. Jones has provided financial support to them since Alexandra’s birth, with an agreement not to publicly identify him as her father, according to court documents. Jones has been in contact with Cynthia, the lawsuit says.

You raw dogging son of a bitch Jerry (allegedly)! This whole time you were drilling something a little more than oil back in 1996 huh (allegedly)? Using the ‘ol “I can’t have children” defense so you can ride bareback like a true Cowboy (allegedly):

Jones told Cynthia he was unable to have children and negotiated a financial settlement to “exchange money for silence” in 1998, the suit says. He paid Cynthia $375,000 for confidentiality and set up two trust funds for Alexandra, according to court documents. Cynthia was given about $27,000 to help with the divorce and another $30,000 “in good faith,” according to the suit.

There can’t be much worse than having to answer questions about a hookup from 25 years ago. No one wants to hear a sentence that starts with, “Remember when you…” If your buddy brings that up, you gotta shut that shit down instantly. We all have our regrets from college. Whatever happened to “Bro Code”?

The mother/daughter couple involved in the lawsuit were on a reality show called Big Rich Texas on the Style Network where it was revealed Cindy was a single mom living off of a trust fund:

 

If you’re a Cowboys fan, how worried are you there is a curse of Alexandra Davis? She was born in December of 1996. The Cowboys haven’t won a Super Bowl since. Is Jerry going to ruin his family by admitting she is his, but at the same time ending the curse? Or will he be selfish and take this secret to his grave? The Billy Goat Curse, Curse of the Bambino, and now the Curse of Jerry Jones’ Alleged Love Child. It is imperative Jerry Jones fights this with every last fiber of his being. Think of your legacy, Jer. Do you want it to be Glory Holes, pictures with strippers, and love children, or a 3-time Super Bowl winning owner of the richest team in the NFL? Start thinking with your brain and not your Big D.