Betcha didn’t know Kyle Schwarber was a part of a choir called the Purple Pizzazz in high school:

Jesus fucking Christ dad.

Focus:

BRAVO! BRAVO! CURTSY!

I’m supposed to be worried about Kyle Schwarber’s defense? Did you not see the shuffling? The fluid hips? How he kept his eye on the guy next to him the whole time because he definitely didn’t practice enough to remember the steps? That’s a guy that is going to be a ballhawk in left field. Pipes on and off the diamond. How long until the Sixers book him to sing the National Anthem?


Why is Schwarber belting out Christmas carols? For the girls? To keep in shape for baseball season? Nope. Because it was an easy A of course.

From Adam McCalvy at MLB.com:

“I don’t know what’s going on,” Schwarber said, smiling and lowering his head. “I don’t know how that got out. I have to answer some questions about that, I guess. I did it, and I’ll ‘wear’ it. I didn’t mind it. It’s funny, a lot of football players actually did it. It was just a little extra-curricular that was fun to do, instead of taking another credit hour of foreign language or something like that.”

“Yeah, I got an A,” Schwarber said, incredulous. “Did you see the video?”

Ballplayers. They’re just like us.

What do we have to do to get the Bryce and the guys to re-enact some of those moves like the Cubs did?

If that video above didn’t give you motion sickness here’s another of Kyle Schwarber and the Purple Pizzazz singing “Mr. Santa”:

Jesus fucking christ dad. Focus: