Technically this is the press conference, theatre, and film room. It’s a multi-purpose auditorium. But I’d like to think Nick Sirianni installed this hoop so the beats could play HORSE while waiting for him and Howie Roseman, or in this case Haason Reddick at his introductory presser:

Nick Sirianni pandering to the city again, designing the floor after the Roman Catholic gym.

Who do you think wins in a game of HORSE between the beats? Brandon Lee Gowton stands at like 6’10. I feel like Jimmy Kempski might have a sneaky jumper. Jeff McLane’s finger gloves can’t be conducive to shooting. ESP definitely hits Dave Zangaro in the back as he’s about to release it. Roob seems too cool to play. Zach Berman is already sitting front row warming his voice up to get the first question in. Tim McManus definitely hoops in a men’s league. I’m pretty sure I read somewhere Jamie Apody turned down a college basketball scholarship. Josh Tolentino is a young buck with a lot of miles left in those legs. It’s anyone’s game. Quick answer. I’m going Brandon Lee Gowton. I think he mucks it up and will do whatever it takes to win.

P.S. Haason Reddick is gonna fit right in: